Classic quotes
- Updated April 2nd, 2010 in Reviews
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Petting a kitty feels so good. But then, so does crushing my enemies.
Jeff Atwood on Twitter
“Best of the best of the best, sir!” “With honors.” Yeah, he’s just really excited and he has no clue why we’re here.
James Edwards in Men in Black
Hi, I’m Randy
Randy Smith in Edge magazine
Ergo open your yapper one more time and I’m going to architect a world of pain all over your candy ass! Ergo! Vis-à-vis! Concordidly!
Larry The Architect in the MTV Movie Awards 2003
Marriage don’t make you slow,
you make you slow!
My gym instructor Eddy after I came back from a month-long wedding and honeymoon break.
No tea break! No stopping!
Abby at the gym halfway through an intense workout class.
That makes me furious!
Neil in the office after finding out that there are no cheese and onion square crisps in the Student Union shop.
Dr. Cox: How are we going to get rid of Maddox? Janitor, would you like to get your useless ideas out of the way first?
Janitor: Well thank you Perry. Off the top of my head I’d go reindeer stampede, astronaut attack, barbed wire chandelier, photoshop, poisonous sushi…
The janitor on getting rid of Dr Maddox in Scrubs.
